The universe has decided that my theme song these days is Howie Day’s ‘Collide’. Why? I don’t know. Since my life lately has been going pretty swell despite a few bumps along the road to hell. But it seems everywhere I go- this song is playing in the background. It was even on this stupid tv show I was watching the other night.
Universe, what the hell are you trying to tell me?
I do get obsessed with songs (yeah, I am one of those annoying people that like to repeat a single song on their itunes) and the last time I was obsessed with this song- I was going through a bad on/off/on/off breakup. Basically, I thought I was dating a man but it turned out he was really a big piece of turd dressed in nice men’s clothing. But that’s a different story altogether.
Anyway, this song sometimes brings up unhappy memories and I would appreciate if it wasn’t playing everywhere. (Hint, hint, universe.) Esp. since I’m really, really happy these days. The current bf and I are doing really well.
But if you’re trying to tell me that turd ex is remorseful for all that he put me through and that he is now bald and fat – please just have him send a handwritten apology and photos so that I may forward it to all my friends.
Thanks.
And, should you want to play a theme song for me everywhere I go- I really do like Darth Vader’s Imperial March. It makes me feel bad ass.
